I’m Don McLean and it’s my American Pie and I’m keeping it from you this weekend. No pie for you NRA. Not this weekend. It’s too soon. Ok, I get why you may be a bit confused because it wasn’t too soon after Buffalo or the Santa Ana massacres which, I guess, were also kind of close. But they were just a few more days ago so they didn’t really give me pause in accepting money from gun pushers who have bribed our congressmen and senators with shady money for decades to ensure it’s easier to own a gun in this country than to buy lawn darts or Sudafed.